Welcome to the Underground Hideout
A subterranean digital fortress powered by Raspberry Pis, aviation obsession, questionable engineering choices, guard dogs on roving patrol, and completely unfiltered free speech.
> INITIALISING SUBTERRANEAN SERVICES...
supergalley@bunker:~$ status --ready
Live Sensor Status: CRITICAL OVERLOAD (110%)
The needle is hard against the end-stop. Excessive political waffle and Whitehall incompetence detected.
🗂️ The Underground Dossiers & Operations
Pick your rabbit hole. Here is what we actually get up to when we're not shouting at the evening news:
Operating out of Chirk Airfield on the Welsh border. Flying microlights and SSDR aircraft including G-BYTU (Vixxen) and G-CIAW. Grass-strip takeoffs, dodging sheep, mountain waves over Snowdonia, and landing with the wind in your hair.
This entire website lives on a credit-card-sized Radxa X4 (16GB RAM, 256GB M.2 NVMe, Intel N100) pulling under 10W from the wall! Alongside it sits our fleet of Raspberry Pis running 1090MHz ADS-B radar, Vector AI WirePod servers, and custom microcontrollers.
When corporate servers went dark and tried to turn the Anki Vector robot into a paperweight, we liberated him using a dedicated Raspberry Pi 4 running WirePod. Local speech recognition, zero subscriptions, zero cloud telemetry.
Meet Blinky and Wylie. Senior hardware inspectors. They possess zero IT qualifications but hold ultimate veto authority over bedtime. Notice them prowling across your browser right now—they're inspecting your packets for treats.
Off-grid mesh communications with Heltec ESP32 LoRa nodes, SDR 1090MHz air traffic tracking, and Flipper Zero experimentation. When cables get cut and the cell towers go silent, radio waves keep rolling.
In an internet suffocating in corporate HR sanitisation and sterile politeness, BannedFromHeaven is our home for completely unfiltered humour, irreverent satire, and jokes that would give a university committee a heart attack.
Sir Queer Starmite — The Wealth Extraction Machine
You either hate him, or you absolutely f****ng loathe him!
Guaranteed to extract the last copper pence from your wallet to fund pointless quangos and overpaid consultants. Keep your currency in physical brass, your server offshore or in your shed, and your altimeter calibrated.
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